[ISN] cDc's Easter & Passover Special 2002!

From: InfoSec News (isnat_private)
Date: Mon Apr 01 2002 - 00:02:52 PST

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    Forwarded from: Grandmaster Ratte' <deadcowat_private>
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                                                            FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
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                    ~\   /~     .'__(>@<)    CULT OF THE DEAD COW
                    =(' ')=    /.'   /|\     wishes you and yours
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                    ((   ))    ||oO0oO||     JOLLY EASTER and
                   {/\) (/\    |-=-=-=-|       FESTIVE PASSOVER!!!!!!!!!1
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             jgs (____/^\____)  '=-=-='
             Easter/Passover Global Domination Special - May 31st, 2002
             Introducing "Sp0rki3"(TM), the Hasidic Cow-Bunny!
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          _   _                 information is junk mail:                _   _
         ((___))                THE TEDIUM IS THE MESSAGE               ((___))
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    deal with it       presents unto you our personal gift of love   deal with it
    S U C K E R                       NEW RELEASES                    S U C K E R
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                   "We make hardcore jams, so fuck respect..." -Eazy E
    251:"I'm Just A Playa" by CULT OF THE DEAD COW.  Full-length west-coast style
         hip-hop jam with R&B chorus.  As performed at 2600's HOPE 2K in NYC.
    252:"Space Control" by Tweety Fish.  An epic torch song of the future.
         Diva vocals provided by k8e. 
    253:"Bow Down" by CULT OF THE DEAD COW.  Lettin' the hataz know which ass
         they need to be kissin'.  As performed at 2600's HOPE2K in NYC.
    254:"Sometimes Less" by Kids With Guns.  Rockin' Texass punk rock.
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    To: feedbackat_private
    From:  Brendon
    The CDC HELPING the government!!!!????  In all my years of reading and
    enjoying your zine I never once thought that you would follow in the steps of
    every other coprate hack on the net.  You have truely lost what made this the
    best and most exclusive e-zine in the history of computers.  For years I never
    sent you anything or tried to join your organization because I felt I was not
    worthy of such a thing, but now I would be ashamed to call myself a member of
    the once great CDC.
    [to which G. Ratte' responds:]
    What, you need to get smacked in the face with an obvious punchline?
    Read between the lines, kid.
       _______________________________/new text files\_____________________________
    378:"Time To Go To Bed" by TeaBag.  Nice little piece about forgetting what
         makes you human.
    379:"redbox.c" by Javaman.  Jacking and shooting for eternal life in quarter
         tones.  Read the last line, Javaman knows what's up.
    380:"You Are Loved" by Percival Keyton.  Give yourself fully to DemonSeed
         Elite for your grand reward.  In the afterlife.  Next week.
    381:"Pr0n Addiction" by Chris.  It's very tragic.  Oh yes.
     _________________________________/ - x X x - \______________________________
    To: feedbackat_private
    Subject: thanks
    From: Aiko
    my life is so fucked up,i get depressed all the time since i'm sick and
    tired of everything. Nobody really understands what the heck i'm going
    through my life but cDc sites really encourages me to move on somehow. I know
    it my sounds real awkward and weird but it's true. People ane the whole
    society are full of craps and they are all fucked up.
    [to which G. Ratte' responds:]
    Yes, people are full of craps.  They just can't get enough craps playing!
    I suggest you get a set of dice, practice daily on the corner, and you
    too can clean up playing craps!  Thanks for the kindness, take care, r0kk on.
     _________________________________/new visuals\______________________________
    4:"Perfect Paranoia" by thenetworkgod.  What you see is what you believe,
       so don't.  [hint: not a chick]
    5:"Evil Lookin' Skulls" by Sir Dystic.  Yep, they're scary alright.
    6:"BMW" by unknown.  cDc is always understated and elegant.
    7:"Jesus On Patrol" by Myles Long.  Our gnostic cult knows the time...
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    Thanx to the following recent items of fascination:
             FOOD: BBQ ribs, candied yams, collards, and banana pudding
            MUSIC: Brandy, The Faint, N.E.R.D., UGK
            PRINT: Murder Dog magazine, _The Holographic Universe_ by Talbot
            WAREZ: thinking about Cubase SX (not out yet!!), Mac OS X
          JEWELRY: iced-out belt buckles
    RELATIONSHIPS: unconditional love, Britney & Justin
    Fools better recognize: CULT OF THE DEAD COW is a gift to the women of this
    world and trademark of cDc communications.  Established in 1984, cDc is the
    longest-running crew in the telecom underground worldwide, inventor of
    the "e-zine," and completely independent.  Every issue is produced on an
    Apple ][ for genuine tru-skool flavor.  You thirst for our body of work, you
    know you do.  Find it at the cDc Global Domination Factory Direct Outlets:
    World Wide Web: www.cultdeadcow.com
            Usenet: alt.fan.cult-dead-cow
               BBS: 806/794-4362 Entry:KILL
    Submit offers of marriage and misguided VC funding to:
             Email: feedbackat_private
         Go Postal: cDc, 1369 Madison Ave. #423, New York, NY 10128, USA
    Grandmaster Ratte'
    cDc Warrior-Priest-King
    "We're into telecom for the groupies and money.  Bling bling."
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