http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=16099 [I have it under good authority from "The Unknown Hacker" that ports 80, 110, and 143 are open, and the Inquirer writer needs to lay off the Vodka RedBull's being expensed. :) - WK] By INQUIRER staff 24 May 2004 TECHED 2004, San Diego -- From the belly of the Vole. I ARRIVED this morning at the TechEd 2004 conference in San Diego. Within five minutes of registering I made my way to the Sail Pavilion, an impressive auditorium with about 600 computers, tables with ample amps and wep-less, wire-less web. So far, so good. I sat down, hooked up my trusty Compaq Battery Extender, and got to work. Or tried to. It turns out that my first "breakout session" (the one where I try to break out to the external network and check my email) ended in frustration when I learned that the local network engineers have nearly everything except port 80 walled off. Apparently, even most normal email ports are off limits to conference attendees. Anyone who runs any kind of webmail system can still check their mail, but I wonder how many in the crowd of developers and conference attendees shared in my initial frustration and will have to go without this week. In a brief discussion with one of the network technicians, I inadvertantly learned of a dark conspiracy. What any red blooded 'Merican would describe as an evil, headless terr'ist group of l337 h4x0r infidels has *allegedly* offered a bounty to anyone who can break into the conference network and run amok. I can't verify anything, but I'd be willing to bet Microsoft's got snipers perched strategically around the conference center to pick off local warwalkers. I have been unable to substantiate this rumour, but it makes sense. We live among bloodless heathens, and they must be dealt with. I've since learned that my hotel room offers inexpensive high-speed internet connection, so I can still make my CVS commits and check my email normally. In this regard, I've managed to duck out of the Vole versus h4x0r dance (a good thing, since my feet are already sore from hoofing it around San Diego). But, while considering the dance from waaaaaay up in my ivory tower hotel room, with my comfy high speed connection, a couple of unfortunate and ironic conditions crossed my mind. First of all, whether or not the hackers succeed in their mission, hundreds of folks here might have to live without email access for a week. That's just plain frustrating, and I can't imagine it will do much to improve the public image of the hacker as a benevolent, overly curious explorer of the digital frontier. A second consideration is that Microsoft's solution might be a little extreme. Crippling the network for anyone who doesn't have webmail might be a bit like cutting off the toe to clip the nail. Or throwing the baby out with the bathwater. Or putting the fire ants in the--anyway, you get the drift. It might cause more trouble than it solves. Something tells me there'd be enough coffee and more than enough eager network admin types here willing to have a patch-a-thon if things got wiggly. If I were an innocent bystander caught without email in the middle of this mess, I'd start looking for nearby wireless cafes. I'll let you know if I kick any up. More interesting tidbits as they develop. _________________________________________ ISN mailing list Sponsored by: OSVDB.org
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