Sounds like a plan that dovetails perfectly with our God-given right as free people to get drunk on the fourth of July and blow stuff up (without hurting anyone, of course). ;-) Barry Shulak Account Manager A N I T I A N http://www.anitian.com barrys@private Mobile: (503) 939-4051 Office: (503) 644-5656 Fax: (503) 644-8574 -----Original Message----- From: Zot O'Connor [mailto:zot@private] Sent: Tuesday, July 02, 2002 10:03 PM To: Crime List Subject: CRIME Show Your Patriotism Since this is holy inappropriate for the C.R.I.M.E. list I thought I would send it. Its making the rounds...... Show Your Patriotism The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our community. Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, on July 4th at 2:00 p.m. EST, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti- terrorist effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of your house to prove that you think it's okay to see other women nude. (Since they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.) Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia. The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your efforts. Please by all means, send this to your fellow Patriots to ensure 100% participation. -- Zot O'Connor http://www.ZotConsulting.com http://www.WhiteKnightHackers.com
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