Re: [logs] most popular reports...?

From: Tim Sailer (sailer@private)
Date: Fri Aug 20 2004 - 07:05:21 PDT


On Fri, Aug 20, 2004 at 09:56:21AM -0400, Marcus J. Ranum wrote:
> Tim Sailer wrote:
> >Regex hell, but it can be done.
> 
> 
> Once upon a time, Sun Tzu was walking in his garden, and came upon
> Prince Wu. Prince Wu was kneeling beside his bird-feeder-router attempting
> to take the case off so he could add more RAM to feed the birds. As Sun Tzu
> walked up, The Prince was so busy with his work, he did not hear the sage
> approach. Observing him silently, Master Tzu noticed that The Prince was
> trying to undo the case-screws with his tongue - and having a hard time of
> it. Master Tzu handed him a screwdriver and said, "If your tools cause you
> to bleed when you use them, it is possible they are not the right tools for
> the job." Prince Wu leapt to his feet, hit his head on the bird-feeder-router,
> and passed out. When he came to, The Master was gone, and Prince Wu
> was enlightened.

I'm enlightened... my tool is called 'employees' :)

Tim

WHAT? You think *I* actually do *work*? Hey... WORK is a four letter word!
Hmm. so is beer. I'll have to drink a few to contemplate this...

-- 
Tim Sailer <sailer@private> 
Information and Special Technologies Program
Office of CounterIntelligence 
Brookhaven National Laboratory  (631) 344-3001
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