Re: [logs] most popular reports...?

From: Marcus J. Ranum (mjr@private)
Date: Fri Aug 20 2004 - 06:56:21 PDT


Tim Sailer wrote:
>Regex hell, but it can be done.


Once upon a time, Sun Tzu was walking in his garden, and came upon
Prince Wu. Prince Wu was kneeling beside his bird-feeder-router attempting
to take the case off so he could add more RAM to feed the birds. As Sun Tzu
walked up, The Prince was so busy with his work, he did not hear the sage
approach. Observing him silently, Master Tzu noticed that The Prince was
trying to undo the case-screws with his tongue - and having a hard time of
it. Master Tzu handed him a screwdriver and said, "If your tools cause you
to bleed when you use them, it is possible they are not the right tools for
the job." Prince Wu leapt to his feet, hit his head on the bird-feeder-router,
and passed out. When he came to, The Master was gone, and Prince Wu
was enlightened.

mjr. 

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