[Politech] Lesson from Martha Stewart: Don't ever talk to the FBI

From: Declan McCullagh (declan@private)
Date: Tue Mar 30 2004 - 22:08:18 PST

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    http://www.nwanews.com/times/story_Editorial.php?storyid=115586
    
    Guest Commentary : Martha's lesson - don't talk to the FBI
    BY DONALD KAUL
    Posted on Saturday, March 20, 2004
    
    Here is the lesson to be learned from the fall of Martha
    
    Stewart:
    
    Don't ever, under any circumstances, answer questions put to you by the FBI
    or any other federal agent unless you have a competent criminal lawyer at
    your side. And it would be better if it were a very good criminal lawyer.
    There are other lessons to be drawn from the fate of poor Martha, but that's
    the main one. You see, there is a section in the federal code, referred to
    as 1001 by legal eagles, that makes it a crime to lie to a federal agent.
    The agent doesn't have to put you under oath. If you tell him or her a lie,
    you're guilty. The federal officer doesn't even have to tape the
    conversation. All he or she has to do is produce handwritten notes that
    indicate that you made false statements. So, if you misspeak or the agent
    mishears or there is an ambiguity that the agent chooses to interpret in an
    unfortunate (for you) direction, you're on the hook. There's also the
    possibility that you might be tempted to shade the truth a bit when an IRS
    agent is quizzing you about that business deduction you took for the trip to
    Vegas. My advice to you is: Don't do it. To be on the safe side, when
    confronted by a federal agent, don't say anything at all unless your lawyer
    says you have to.
    
    It's a shame things have come to this. It used to be that people felt it
    their duty as citizens to cooperate with federal authorities. That was
    before Law 1001.
    
    We now live in an era of Incredible Shrinking Civil Rights. You have to
    protect yourself at all times.
    
    Let's look more closely at the case of Poor Martha the Match Girl. What did
    she do?
    
    She was convicted of lying about the reason she sold her shares in a
    biotechnology company two years ago. She said she sold them because they had
    fallen to the price at which she and her broker had agreed to sell.
    
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